His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
