you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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