she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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