Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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