i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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