I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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