Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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