I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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