at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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