I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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