I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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