Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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