I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug