Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.