I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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