Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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