the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
