And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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