That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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