i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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