Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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