i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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