Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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