are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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