Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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