drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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