Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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