I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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