I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???