the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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