the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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