meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.