didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"