I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.