If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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