Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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