I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you're hired as official boob wrangler
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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