I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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