Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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