i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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