Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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