I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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