I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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