so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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