i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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