as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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