i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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