and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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