i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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