But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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