Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found puke in my bra..
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If I die, sorry about rent.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
the raccoons are back...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
