hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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