either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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