I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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