Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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